I like messages. I just really enjoy talking to new people. I have about 3 people from here that I talk to.

You guys don’t love me :(

This old lady in the chicken spot just asked what thot juice was shit was tooooo funny

Found a new gym to try.

Ima do the whole personal trainer thing cuz I need extra motivation or at least encouragement. 

I’m also gonna go alone this time. Ain’t got time to be waiting on anyone.

Its a 10 min bus or train ride but like a 20 mins walk not too bad.

I am excited.

reallymang:

can I just

just

watching cum dribble out of a dick is one of my favorite things

(via reallymang)

paul-mack:

liamsext:

spoopstain:

imploding-with-feels:

jaclcfrost:

elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

college is just “what the hell”

then work is probably “this is hell”

And then you die and it’s like “so this is hell?”

i made a private blog. there isn’t anything on it. 

but i will be posting more regularly on there.

whoever wants it can just ask

I don’t want to go to work :(

I don’t want to go to work :(

lilbijou:

THIS MAN SHOT AND KILLED MY FRIEND IN A SENSELESS ACT OF VIOLENCE LAST WEEK AT THE BP ON 5th AVE SOUTH, ST PETE, FLORIDA.
THEY ARE STILL LOOKING FOR HIM.
he is described as:  
5’7” with a slim build, clean shaven with a dreadlock hairstyle. He has tattoos “D Ford” on his left forearm, “Trap” on his right arm, “Problem” on his right hand and “Solver” on his left hand.
IF YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS OR SEE HIM, PLEASE CALL DETECTIVE MILLER @ 727-214-4536 OR LEAVE AN ANONYMOUS TIP @ 727-892-5000.
PLEASE SPREAD THIS.
CALEB WAS SUCH A GOOD SOUL AND DID NOT DESERVE THIS.

lilbijou:

THIS MAN SHOT AND KILLED MY FRIEND IN A SENSELESS ACT OF VIOLENCE LAST WEEK AT THE BP ON 5th AVE SOUTH, ST PETE, FLORIDA.

THEY ARE STILL LOOKING FOR HIM.

he is described as:  

5’7” with a slim build, clean shaven with a dreadlock hairstyle. He has tattoos “D Ford” on his left forearm, “Trap” on his right arm, “Problem” on his right hand and “Solver” on his left hand.

IF YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS OR SEE HIM, PLEASE CALL DETECTIVE MILLER @ 727-214-4536 OR LEAVE AN ANONYMOUS TIP @ 727-892-5000.

PLEASE SPREAD THIS.

CALEB WAS SUCH A GOOD SOUL AND DID NOT DESERVE THIS.

(via lilbijou)

She just jerked that man’s dick
Fucked him
And killed him.
He was comatose

Bad bitch

rcmclachlan:

tmi-tuesday:

It’s that time again! It’s what time, you ask? Why, it’s time for my IRL friends to look at me in horror and exclaim, “R.C., you spent a ridiculous amount of your own money on sex paraphernalia and you’re not even keeping any of it?! You’re crazy!” 

I am. 

I am crazy. 

CRAZY ABOUT SPREADING JOY LIKE SOME KIND OF SEX TOY SANTA, THAT IS.

It’s October, which means it’s Orgasm Awareness Month (idk I made that up last year and I’m sticking to it), which means…

Wait for it.

… It’s time for the second annual TMI Tuesday Sex Toy Giveaway! 

Last year, I gave away about $150 in sex paraphernalia and this year I’ve upped the ante. I’m very excited about this year’s haul. Are you ready for this jelly? Okay, here we go.

1 Grand Prize winner will receive:

- 1 Le Reve Femme Vibe (R.C.’s personal favorite)
- 1 Thunderbird Dual Action Vibrator
- 1 Doc Johnson Sliders Anal Vibrator
- 1 Pipedream Beginner’s Penetrix Strap-On with Dildo
- 1 Mini-Miracle Wand (like the Hitachi wand, only smaller)
- 1 Tenga Egg (penis masturbator)
- 1 set of Ben Wa Balls
- 1 bottle of spray anti-bacterial toy cleanser
- 1 bottle of Vlube water-based, glycerin-free, ultra-sensitive lubricant
- 1 25-pack of Crown Skinless Skin Condoms (voted #1 Best Condom by condomdepot.com 12 years in a row!)
- 1 12-pack of Glyde Sheer dams in assorted flavors
- 1 storage box
- 1 4-pack of AA batteries
- 1 4-pack of AAA batteries
- 1 $25 Amazon.com gift card

2 Runners-up will receive:

- 1 Sexology Bullet (each)


RULES:

All you have to do is reblog this ONCE. You can like this post all you want, but likes will not be counted. Reblogging more than once will nothelp your chances—let’s keep this fair. No need to follow me, either (unless you want to!). This is pure charity. The best kind of charity. The orgasm charity. 

YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO PARTICIPATE. I will not have angry parents suing me or coming after me in the night.

The contest will close on November 12th. Got that? Five weeks from today (Oct 8) I will choose a winner at random (by compiling everyone’s Tumblr handle, assigning each one a number, and using a random number generator) and send their care package of awesome just in time for the holidays! 

I will ship anywhere. Europe, Asia, Gallifrey — wherever. This is not limited to US/North America.

Please share this with all your followers and friends! Get ‘em in on the fun. 

RECAP:

- Over $250 of toys, lube, cleanser, condoms/dams, and an Amazon.com gift card for one lucky winner
- 1 Sexology Bullet to two runners-up
- Contest ends November 15th, 2013
- Must be 18+ 
- Only one reblog is counted
- All winners will be chosen at random

That pretty much covers it. So, get to reblogging and signal boosting, and I’ll see you all in a month’s time with our winners.

GOOD LUCK!

(Any questions regarding this giveaway can be directed here. Please note: Not everything that is included in the grand prize is shown in the above image.)

I’m doing the thing again!

(via reallymang)

I don’t want a boyfriend. I’m not ready for all that commitment. I just want someone who’s company I enjoy and vice versa. Someone to just chill with, smoke out with and fuck all the time.