I’m not happy with the final four.
Like I’m just upset about that whole outcome.
I really just hope the games are good.
I really hope the pacers can keep up with the heat. I feel like they can, that series is gonna be interesting.
And I guess it’s not all so bad I really wanna see how the grizzlies do against the spurs. That should be good too.
Whatever I’m not really upset at the whole outcome.
Just salty because OKC is out.
I’m about this life. I’ll just put it in your face.
I need that….
don’t even hesitate to do so
i don’t even mind
I need dHat
(Source: thaunderground)
This two dicks at a time discussion on my dash is interesting.
I’ve always thought about like how it would go.
Like I wish the situation would just present itself lol
I haven’t found anyone suitable for this little fantasy.
I’m lying I know exactly who I would want on this. But both of them are off limits.
Some head would be perfect right now.
More than perfect.
Shit all I can think about is just a man with a mouth full of me until I shake and scream myself to sleep.
I want to feel the energy escaping my bones because I came so good.
I start talking all this shit and get myself all types of moist.
Niggas always want a freak.
They wanna get in your bootyhole and cum all over you.
But get close to they asshole.
You might just die.
Fuck ya scared off ? I ain’t tryna fuck you in the ass shit my hand just brushed up aganist your ass
I feel bad for girls who can’t be who they really want to be sexually because they can’t trust the nigga they fuckin to keep their mouth shut.
But then I stop feeling bad and remember its their fault for continuing to fuck with aint shit niggas.
I fuck men. I get my rocks off. I ain’t ever scared to cum how I want.
Tumblr ain’t sending my messages and then it just erased all my messages.
So if you messaged me and I haven’t answered please resend it.
Dis Nigga had to take out his grill to eat it right…. Take Notes
(Source: so-not-the-norm, via nottydagreat1)
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.
The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
(via screamattheesky)
shallowjokesandbrokenthoughts:
The educational system in one image.
Ahh this is clever.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein
Perfect timing. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
Yes ohmigod
Admin: Kinda off-topic, but I think this is something that many of us need to see right now.
(Source: vitundarvakning, via foamprosandherringbones)
Yeah that’s right, a Spongebob parody.
I’ve always said I have a pretty weird sense of humor, and am always up for a laugh….. XD
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Skin diamond is TOOOOOO funny lmao fkjfjhlkjdhfkjlh
