- Gabby: I made a rap this morning.
- Me: Let me hear it
- Gabby: it's only two lines
- Me: Idc let me hear it.
- Gabby: I am a woman without no penis im not Albert Einstein but I'm a genius.
- Me: *ROTFL*
June 2010
(via simplyapril)
mhm mhm :)
No Love - Eminem ft Lil Wayne
“i think about more than i forget
but i dont go around fire expecting not to sweat.”
nahhhh babygurll you payiiiin lmaoo. Amanda I know its you
sigh. this all over again. go ahead say what you gotta say
well you should im me first then :)
whyy thank you daddy <3
what this is about
I just got the BEST HEAD i’ve ever gotten. oh my fucking.
so0o0o bryant just left my house annnnnnnd , we played COD , THEN he wus like , bla bla i wanna eat you oout, I’m like NOUO0OUO0O my parents were in the other room, i wus like ksafhgjdhgkjds NO , then he was like, let me juust get a lick! I’m like NUUU T___T thennn, IDEK hoow , he dives into my vaginnna and eats me out SO FUCKING GOOD , oh my god, like really. he was doing it for atleast 15 mins. straight , like idefk buuut my eyes were closed the whole time! it was all happening on my living room floor, craazy shieet. then, my legs started tensing, i was losing feeling in my legs, they kept shaking, then, he started moving my cliiiiit around, lmfao. weird o.O thenn, he ate me out again then, BAAMMMMMM instant orgasmn. i couldn’t even describe the feeling that i got, it was INCREDIBLE. then i felt like crying, lmfao. bryants like dont crry, i’m likke , about too, knowing that wut that felt like wus soooo good. then i couldn’t even walk righht, i gave my baby a kiss goodbyeee , then he left home.
that all happened 5 minutes ago…… ugh. wut a lyfe-changing experience. LMAO
O_O SHE’S 13.
SHE’S 13
SHE’S 13
SHE’S 13
OMG
I died a little, just a tad bit
lol.
Babygirl you 13 you need a dose of Jesus and a beating. Now go on run along and play with your barbie dolls and I’ll sit over here and pray you don’t pop out your first kid by the time your 14
hunny , that doesnt meant your tough. that means your not ready for college. -_-
i want too knoww who. lol text me or something. Even though I think I know who it is.
So this song is dopeee.
Chip the Ripper - Interior Crocodile Alligator
and then try to pull myself together lmaooo
Yeah don’t have one of those. Because I don’t know I have real friends. Don’t got time for that nonsense, talking to someone and then find out thery are some 55 yr old pervert in Alabama who masturbates every time we talk will he eats a raccoon. I’m not witt it.
Dear Jonathan.
You’re a dick, I know I wasn’t the best girlfriend out there but I didn’t deserve everything you did to me. You belittled me constantly, making me feel like shit on a daily basis. Fighting with me about things that just made no sense. I swear that year we were together you made me cry at least once everyday. And now that I look back I don’t know why I didn’t leave you, I think it was the little part of me that wasn’t allowing myself to completely accept myself for liking girls and I was trying my hardest to make it work with a boy. And yeah it was a waste of time serious time because I was not into you at all and was cheating on you most of the time, with Alexis. OH yeah I remember why I couldn’t leave your ass, you were on that I’ll kill myself nonsense. Jesus you are such a dick. I remember the time you blamed me for you break your hand, well penis face who the fuck told you to punch the wall, like I didn’t get scared if you noticed, because I punched you straight in the fucking eye. And you say I overreacted ummm you push me against a wall and punch the wall next to my face, I feel threatened its time to defend myself, its cute thats how we broke up. Because I was abusive. HA! God I hate you.
P.S for all you dicks out there reading this and thinking “oh she is gay because she had a bad experience with this boy” NO you are wrong, I had boyfriends before him and nothing ever felt right, but I was trying to convince myself that I didn’t like girls. So I was forcing myself to be with boys but after all he put me through I was done. I continued to be with boys for a little while longer but I couldn’t keep lying to myself